Someone get the phone away from Gucci!
Gucci Mane probably never had all his marbles. He looks like he does hard drugs, he’s attended more court proceedings than award shows, and his most recent parole violation involved ejecting a woman from a moving SUV when she refused to have sex with him.
Gucci’s latest stunt is just as entertaining as it is sad and hopeless. It takes Twitter beef to the next level by involving multiple people at once. But, before we go into that, there are a few new Gucci developments that you should know about: First of all, he’s been dropped by Atlantic Records for reasons not completely known, so he currently has no distribution deal or income. He and his manager Coach K are no longer working together. And Gucci’s imprint 1017 Brick Squad is kaput. All of these things have been confirmed by his latest Twitter rant where he calls out all the members of Brick Squad, industry people, and rappers. Then, he proceeds to say he slept with a bunch of relevant female artists, irrelevant video girls and former American Idols.
It all started with Gucci calling out former Brick Squad members like Waka Flocka Flame, who’s now looking for a new deal since Atlantic and Brick Squad are no longer a thing.
Waka tell atlantic records dont call my cell bout buying. You from me unless they got 1million. If u rich waka. Buy yo contract bitch 1M
— Gucci Mane (@gucci1017) September 8, 2013
Kids please don’t do drugs @gucci1017 is the perfect outcome lol #IceCreamCone
— Waka Flocka Flame (@WakaFlockaBSM) September 9, 2013
Jealousy is a dangerous feeling
— Waka Flocka Flame (@WakaFlockaBSM) September 9, 2013
Then he came for everybody in the world, namely Nicki Minaj.
Fuck jeezy. Tip. Gotti. Waka.Nicki minaj drake d a Wooh.frenchy 2 chainz coachk kkaior eminem oj rock Quavo takeoff cardo dam g
— Gucci Mane (@gucci1017) September 9, 2013
Me and waka fuck nikki minaj dats nothing
— Gucci Mane (@gucci1017) September 9, 2013
Tell. Her intervention my dick in her throat I moved dat bitch to atl. Bitch u was sleepin n d car. Bitch. I pulled dat bitch off wayne bus
— Gucci Mane (@gucci1017) September 9, 2013
T.I. is not impressed.
Only a fool acts reckless for publicity.
— T.I. (@Tip) September 9, 2013
Nicki Minaj fires back, even Twitter-rapping at one point and revealing that she and Tyga just turned down feature spots on Gucci’s next album last week with photographic evidence. (Note: Many of these tweets have since been deleted.)
May God strike me dead if I ever had sex wit that man. Lmfaoooooooooo. Nigga da way ya #ugliness is set up #BubbaGump #crackhead
— IG: @NickiMinaj (@NICKIMINAJ) September 9, 2013
I’m rlly cracking up. He’s fighting so hard for one more ounce of relevance. Tyga and I turned down his feature request last Thursday.
— IG: @NickiMinaj (@NICKIMINAJ) September 9, 2013
— IG: @NickiMinaj (@NICKIMINAJ) September 9, 2013
Career aint goin nowhere like horses in da stable/ bitch I’m in the mansion, flossin, clickin cable.
— IG: @NickiMinaj (@NICKIMINAJ) September 9, 2013
Ok Gee called me. *goes back to playing nice* that was fun tho I’m praying 4 him. 4real. He’s sick and in dire need of rehab. #Love
— IG: @NickiMinaj (@NICKIMINAJ) September 9, 2013
Then Gucci said he and two other rappers ran a train on the mother of Tyga’s cub, Blac Chyna.
Me and waka fucked chyna tyga girl at d w south beach dats nuthin. Ask dj holiday Em n her mouth. Waka. N her ass. True
— Gucci Mane (@gucci1017) September 9, 2013
Tyga tweets text messages from Gucci that Tyga never responded to. Then proceeded to shit on Gucci’s career via Instagram, demoting him to Burberry from Gucci.
First off Let’s address the elephant in the room . Every 1 knows Burberry has HIV dats why nobody fuk with him.
— T-Raww (@Tyga) September 9, 2013
Burberry Man was just askin for a song doe?? #OnlyACrackhead http://t.co/nyVheP0Etf
— T-Raww (@Tyga) September 9, 2013
Burberry next album cover ! http://t.co/3rL6URvFZD
— T-Raww (@Tyga) September 9, 2013
But Gucci is still on a roll (or lots of drugs). He wants the world to know he’s been getting it in with all the industry ladies for years; they all throw up in their mouths a little bit.
Ask ciara did she ride dat bike 4 gucci in cali while she was with 50 ask kelly did she cum to patchwork and onyx while she was wit shaka
— Gucci Mane (@gucci1017) September 9, 2013
THATS GROSS.
— Ciara (@ciara) September 9, 2013
Iggy wanna, suck my dick
— Gucci Mane (@gucci1017) September 9, 2013
I don’t think I’d ever order dirt broke dick off the menu… Im allergic. miss me with the antics. Thanks.
— IGGY AZALEA (@IGGYAZALEA) September 9, 2013
Rapper Rocko, who used to be married to R&B singer Monica, wasn’t too happy about Gucci tweeting about his ex-wife and took his beef to real life, showing up at Gucci’s home to fight or stab him.
Ask. Rock. Is he holding resent ment bout Monica
— Gucci Mane (@gucci1017) September 9, 2013
IM OUTSIDE YA SPOT RIGHT NOW❗ WHERE U @ ? @gucci1017
— Rocko Da Don (@Rocko4Real) September 9, 2013
AINN 4 DA TWITTER BEEF… IM OUTCHEA
— Rocko Da Don (@Rocko4Real) September 9, 2013
Just seen. Rocko. Ge ask me. 1 question. All most was. With his maker. Who next. He cried like a hoe. N ran.
— Gucci Mane (@gucci1017) September 9, 2013
And what’s a rap/Twitter beef that doesn’t involve Drake?
Waka on drake tour drake giving u 6k a show. U a hoe. Fly to iceland redo dem silver dull ass bsm chainz
— Gucci Mane (@gucci1017) September 9, 2013
Drske a groupie on instagram. Doin vines like he gucci. U will never be wop u a bitch
— Gucci Mane (@gucci1017) September 9, 2013
I wanna take rihanna to bet awards in atl.cuz She b fucking wit sum lame ass niggas
— Gucci Mane (@gucci1017) September 10, 2013
You know who’s most happy about this? Miley Cyrus.
The worst part of it all is Gucci’s grammar, which he should be embarrassed about. Reading through these tweets, you may wonder if Gucci is tweeting really quickly with T9 keyboard configuration or if he’s seriously just that illiterate. Sadly, I can confirm that Gucci Mane is a high school graduate who received a college scholarship but was kicked out when found with nine bags of crack cocaine. Oh yeah, this is Gucci’s life.
Read all of Gucci’s rantings here.